This USB bottle opener is handy thing to have on your keyring. Want to open a bottle of beer? No problem, it can do that. Want to save some work and transfer it to another computer? it can do that too. Are those files quite big? Yeah? No problem, this is a big 8GB USB flash drive, it’s fairly good at that too!
You’ve bought some mass produced watery, tasteless beer manufactured by a huge multinational brewery pretending to make craft beer and you want to add spanking flavours to your boring beer? Soz, it doesn’t do that…… we’re good, but not miracle workers. Go buy some Hardknott instead!